Now meet Slop patrol

Bye bye, Shorts.*

A tiny Safari extension for iPhone and iPad that hides Shorts everywhere on YouTube. And an optional AI bouncer for the low-value filler.

Download on the App Store for iPhone and iPad
On desktop, too.
Slop patrol

Your feed has
a bouncer now.

AI-powered checks for low-value filler. Enable Auto-hide to bounce strong matches, then bring back anything you want.

Bounced

The same 10 facts.
For the tenth time.

Strong low-value signals in the metadata.

Try this example. It does not change your Shortless settings.

Patrol, by the numbers.

Service stats

Actual patrol stats. The robot finally got a job (ironic huh)

Checks received
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Avg Slop Patrolling time
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Cache hits
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Aggregate service activity Last updated Refreshes about every minute
The bouncer’s routine

Demo probabilities

Simulated
Low-value
Substantive
Not enough evidence

Nothing to bonk.

Video metadata goes to Jev for an assessment, then Shortless decides whether to keep or hide the video.

A tiny demo. Strong matches bounce with Auto-hide; unsure ones stay.

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Same calm. More browsers.

Pick your browser.
We’ll mind the Shorts.

No subscriptions. Patrol is optional everywhere.

that’s roughly
the Eiffel Tower, 7.7 times over, one step per Short
12,847
shorts dodged and counting

What it does

Hides Shorts everywhere

Feed shelves, search results, channel pages, related videos, and the Shorts tab itself. Gone. All of it.

One big red button

Tap the circle to pause, tap it again to resume. That’s the whole manual. You’ve already finished it.

Counts your dodges

Every Short that never reached your eyeballs is tallied: lifetime, today, and your day streak.

Pick your battles

Fine-tune where Shorts disappear. Playables are hidden by default, while community posts are yours to opt into.

Private by design

Shorts filtering stays on your device. Slop patrol is your choice: enable it to send video metadata for cloud checks. No account needed.

Native & featherweight

A real Safari extension: no proxy, no VPN, no weird permissions. YouTube just loads with less clutter.

Have a look

Warm, round, and mercifully free of Shorts.

Shortless Home with protection enabled, Shorts counters, and Slop patrol's bounced-video summary Settings sheet with Shorts, Playables, and community-post controls Slop patrol controls with Enable patrol, Auto-hide, and a disclosure explaining what leaves the device

FAQ

Your video. Minus the detour.

Keep the Shorts out of sight. Put Slop patrol on the door. You get the last word.

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